Anyway... Went in for another psych study today. Apparently, when you're looking at a scary picture, like a snake or a gang of black people (They said that, not me!), you push faster than you pull; to get the scary object away from you. And when you see something desireable, like a girl or... well, just porn, you pull faster than you push, as if to grab it.
     This was the basis of this study.

     Pictures flashed in front of me on a screen again. First, I saw a block of "scary" pictures and then a block of full-on porn. Between every picture I saw, I had to rate how I felt anticipating it, and then while seeing it. Also how "excited" I was.
     While these pictures were attacking my face, a yellow dot appeared at random intervals, testing my response time. Whenever I saw it, I had to pull a joystick toward me as quick as I could. Then, same test again, only pushing instead of pulling.

     One factor it seems I can be sure the testers didn't count on. They were showing me full-on pr0n. Girls masturbating... people having sex... you know. I guarantee my responses were slower every time I had porn instead of a gun. You know why? Simple reason. Not psychology; not really.
     Every time I got to see a blonde sucking a wang, I made an active effort to see the yellow dot only out of the corner of my eye. My eyes were busy, okay?

     Not to be disturbed.

     I mean, my gamer pride still forced me to try to do my sorta-best with the joystick gamey boring thing. But, come on.
     Vaginas.

     Sorry my penis skewed your results, guys. My bad. Maybe next time, try food instead of porn.
     Good job, science. Now all you did is experimentally prove that I like seeing boobies.