cleanliness - 12:40 p.m. 03.01.2005
Goddamnit. I just got back from a burger joint across the street, having had the best intercourse ever.
The guy before me in line ordered a burger and fries, to eat in. The guy's standing next to me, waiting for his food to finish, takes about 3 minutes. When the food comes out, though, the customer just tells the cook, "Nah, you can keep it. I ordered that for you. Enjoy." He smiles and walks out.
The cook, then, just puts the burger directly into the trash. Mind you, it is lunchtime, and the burger was still untouched, and the most popular thing on the menu (that I ordered too).
Danny: You're not going to eat that?
Cook:No way. That isn't mine.
Danny: So what? The guy just gave it to you.
Cook: You can't eat what isn't yours. It isn't clean.
Danny: But, you just made it, just now.
Cook: It isn't mine, I don't know where it's been.
Danny: It's been on your grill, in your hands.
Cook: I wouldn't know. It isn't mine. I make a point to stay out of other people's business.
I make a point to stay out of other people's business...
Oh god.
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