geese - 9:47 p.m. 04.28.2002
�����Have I ever told you how much I hate geese?
�����Them with their sharp teeth and obnoxious quacking. Me with my neck-breaking frightened glances and shreiking obsceneties.�����We just don't get along. Ever since I played football in a field of their turds and went home covered in ass, I've hated those birds. Geese are the only type of animal I really really hate. Somewhere deep, in the back of my mind, they scare the shit outa me. Worse than Jason X. . . �����As of this instant, I am officially named every last goose "Denver". And as of now, they are all officially marked as "The Last Dinosaur". And I'll enjoy seeing comets ignite them all.
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