fullmonty - 12:15 p.m. 05.12.2002
About six months ago, my grandparents brought me to a play about transsexuals. Tonight, its was a play about strippers.
The Full Monty was without a doubt the best play that I have ever been to. Opened with a buff guy stripping. Closed with six old men's ball hair. I saw Rembrandt from Sliders's ball hair! A whole damn song about a "big ass rock" and a grandma saw her young friend's dick. (She was sitting right next to me.)
Following the play, I went directly to Le Sexx Shoppe and home. A night well spent. A night porno-inundated. A night really, really well spent. Poppy has only pushed me one step closer to being the stripper I know I'll be. . .
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