�����Anyway... Went in for another psych study today. Apparently, when you're looking at a scary picture, like a snake or a gang of black people (They said that, not me!), you push faster than you pull; to get the scary object away from you. And when you see something desireable, like a girl or... well, just porn, you pull faster than you push, as if to grab it.
�����This was the basis of this study.

�����Pictures flashed in front of me on a screen again. First, I saw a block of "scary" pictures and then a block of full-on porn. Between every picture I saw, I had to rate how I felt anticipating it, and then while seeing it. Also how "excited" I was.
�����While these pictures were attacking my face, a yellow dot appeared at random intervals, testing my response time. Whenever I saw it, I had to pull a joystick toward me as quick as I could. Then, same test again, only pushing instead of pulling.

�����One factor it seems I can be sure the testers didn't count on. They were showing me full-on pr0n. Girls masturbating... people having sex... you know. I guarantee my responses were slower every time I had porn instead of a gun. You know why? Simple reason. Not psychology; not really.
�����Every time I got to see a blonde sucking a wang, I made an active effort to see the yellow dot only out of the corner of my eye. My eyes were busy, okay?

�����Not to be disturbed.

�����I mean, my gamer pride still forced me to try to do my sorta-best with the joystick gamey boring thing. But, come on.
�����Vaginas.

�����Sorry my penis skewed your results, guys. My bad. Maybe next time, try food instead of porn.
�����Good job, science. Now all you did is experimentally prove that I like seeing boobies.